Count all the regalia you have on today! The largest number wins!!!

  • If you wore a red, purple, lavender or pink hat today, give yourself 50 points.
  • Give yourself 5 points for each red, purple, pink or lavender hat you own.
  • Give yourself 10 points for each article of clothing you have on that is red, purple, pink or lavender.
  • A properly dressed woman would not step out of the house without purple, red, pink or lavender shoes – so give yourself 5 points for each foot that is covered in our colors (that’s a maximum of 10 points in case you are wondering!)
  • Often, you have a purse, handbag or totebag to match in purple, red, pink or lavender – give yourself 10 points for small, 20 points for medium, and 30 points for large!
  • Was it raining outside? Did you bring a red, purple, lavender or pink umbrella to keep your hat dry? Take 10 points for that.
  • 1 point for each hat emblem/design on anything you have – if it is a scarf, hair tie, ribbon, material that has hats allllll over it, make it easy on your brain, just give yourself 50 points. Otherwise, you just get 1 point for each hat emblem/design.
  • 1 point for each feather – again, if you have a boa or hat with feathers all over, let’s not tax ourselves, just take 50 points. Otherwise, you just get 1 point for each feather.
  • Ladies with gloves, add another 10 points.
  • Is your lipstick red or pink? You get another 5 points.
  • Did you paint your fingernails, add 1 point for each nail. If they are painted red, pink, lavender or purple, add another 1 point for each nail. And finally, if they are your OWN and not fake, double that figure.
  • While we’re at it, we can’t forget our painted toenails, now can we? Go ahead and add 1 point for each painted toenail. If they are painted red, pink, lavender or purple, add another 1 point for each nail.
  • If your spectacles are red, purple, lavender or pink add another 5 points.
  • Is that sparkle in your eyes due to fake eyelashes? If so, add another 5 points.
  • Did you remember to carry a hanky? 10 points if you did. If it is red, purple, lavender or pink, add 15 points.
  • Give yourself 15 points for any item you have brought that is sequined.
  • If you have anything on your person that blinks with a light, add 10 points for it.
  • We can’t forget our jewelry either, so give yourself 5 points for each piece of jewellery that you have on.
  • Did you bring a Red Hat mascot along? That friendly gesture deserves at least 25 points.
  • Red Hatters are always happy and make happy sounds wherever we go…especially when we play our Kazoo’s. Did you remember to bring yours? Add 10 points.
  • Now, let’s get personal. Add the amount of the most money you have spent on any one Red Hat item that you’ve bought. Use whole dollars and be honest.
  • Now, let’s get a little more personal. If you have on purple, pink, lavender or red underwear or bra, You go Girl! And give yourself 20 points for each!
  • Now let’s get really personal. Add your age and finally, add your weight!!!

OK. Now add up your score and see how you did?

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